Rather, it's Keep Away as in "Get it out of here." The Keep in question is Keep.com, self-described (and the punctuation is all theirs) as:
Shopping made simple. Oh and beautiful, too.
Keep is your new shopping obsession. Join for free.
I would describe it as Pinterest with price tags, a socially networked time-suck with instant buying opportunities, devoted to insecurity and the impulse purchase. I mean, would you be caught dead buying boots that didn't have more than single-digit likes? Didn't think so.
So far, the website looks like it is the shopping ground of very young women who all have the same taste in short skirts, tiny jewelry, high-heeled boots, and items imprinted with silly sayings about sex. Not judging. If it were populated by my demographic it would be filled with elastic-waist black trousers, I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up medallions, bunion-friendly ground grippers, and items with silly sayings about senility. (And who says that we oldsters don't know how to spend money?)
For each item you can hit Like, Keep or Share. If you click through on an item, you can Like, Keep, or Buy. Alas, Keep.com is a shopper's happy place and there is no Trash option. You can also follow the person who "discovered" the item, in case you actually have to work for a living and don't have all day and night to pursue discoveries on your own. Oh, wait a minute, those intrepid discoverers are "tastemakers," and when they aren't curating, they are beautifully presenting.
Keep: Curated by tastemakers. Beautifully presented. Immediately shoppable. Totally addictive.
It's probably harmless enough, unless you have a limited budget and are prone to addiction, and I'm sure those who enjoy advertisements divorced from all that pesky content will find it worthwhile. But it's just one more website with app that is doubtless employing dozens of bright young things in building yet more handbaskets for the Hell Express.
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| Like? Keep? Share? Next Stop Hell. |
So join for free. Credit card melt down made simple. Oh and beautiful, too.
