Friday, May 24, 2013

The Good News of Salvation

I guess all us non-believers can stop waffling about whether to be wishy-washy agnostics or hard-core atheists.

According to The Pope Jesus redeemed everyone, even atheists.  So, I say, go for it!  What do you have to lose? Embrace your godlessness, because thanks to P-Franks, we now know that J-Christ is the Honey Badger of Redeemers: as long as you are good, Jesus Don't Give a $#!%.  Kind of like Santa Claus.

Actually, I don't say, "Go for it," I say, "How creepy!" The Pope can't really be trying to impress those of us who naturally DGAS, can he? Is this something like little Catholic kids baptizing their gerbils? Does he think there is a chance to become the patron saint of patronization? Is it some sneaky Mormonic way to improve his stats with the lord by beefing up the enrollment?

If, however, he is trying to give the Vatican right-wingers another reason to make their pinheads explode, I say, "Bravo! Bravissimo!" 








A Trouserville Thank You to Sister Trixie who alerted me to this excellent news.

2 comments:

trixie said...

hold the phone! Vatican back-pedals on frank's comments:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/28/vatican-atheists-cant-be-saved_n_3346201.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

Unknown said...



"[Pope Francis] is first and foremost a seasoned pastor and preacher who has much experience in reaching people," the statement said. "His words are not spoken in the context of a theological faculty or academy nor in interreligious dialogue or debate." (From the huffpo article)

Heh, heh, heh! Is the spokesman saying that PF is just a shill for JC? I still say that he is making the Vatican heads explode. What's next for Pope drag, a shiny white silk muzzle?