Happy (Belated) Birthday, Bill S.

That's William Shakespeare to you, you gleeking, flap-mouthed foot-licker.

Enough with your a-holes, your d-bags, your f-wits.

Celebrate the birthday of the world's best playwright ever by expanding your inventory of invective with the delightful Shakespeare Insult Kit.

Or, if you are within striking distance of Boston, see the Actors Shakespeare Project  production of Pericles which runs through May 12.

Or, take a look at this portrait and remember that he wasn't always 449 years old.

Yeah, like many of us he didn't always have
bad Bozo hair and bags under his eyes.

UPDATE AUG 2013:  Take a look at Actors' Shakespeare Project's 10th Anniversary Season :  Romeo & Juliet, Henry VIII, The Cherry Orchard, As You Like It.